Seeping Matter

I manage the Mozy Windows Client engineering team, and not long ago I sent out a meeting request that began thusly:

Guys,
We shipped 1.12, which means we are awesome, and shipping 1.12 and being awesome is something worth celebrating.

Now, before all you fairer readers get offended, I’m allowed to address my local team with “Guys” because all of them happen to be men, which is NOT the case with my extended team (hey Seattle peeps).

Anyway, I took my team to the movie today to celebrate releasing Mozy 1.12, and being awesome.  Most of my team chose to see “Taken,” but Pancho preferred to see “Race to Witch Mountain,” and since I didn’t care and didn’t want Pancho to be alone, I went to see that movie with him.

And it wasn’t bad.  For one thing, it has The Rock in it.  The Rock’s screen name is Dwayne Johnson, and he is one of the greatest actors ever, where “greatest” means “biggest and strongest.”  In case he reads this blog, let it be known:  The Rock, you RULE!  Freaking RULE!  Please don’t beat me up!

However, I hadn’t realized that you would have to know so much about the computer game Starcraft in order to understand “Race to Witch Mountain.”  And this may also make the movie more geeky and make more geeky people want to watch it.  Plus, probably a lot of them will wonder why the movie seems to be poking fun at the space alien convention – but that is another story.

Anyway, here’s the lowdown:

• Sara and Seth are aliens from outer space.  But they don’t look like aliens.  This means they are obviously Terrans.
• When everyone consults with a space alien expert, he describes aliens as “praying-mantis-like.”  It is apparent that he is only familiar with Zerg aliens, and assumes that since Zerg are aliens, therefore all aliens are Zerg.  Which is a reasonable assumption to make, although anyone familiar with Starcraft knows how false this is.
• There is also another alien.  Now I don’t mean to spoil the movie, so let me just say he’s an assassin trying to kill Sara and Seth, and that is pretty much the whole plot.  I probably spoiled it.  Eh.  Anyway, by the end of the movie it is quite clear that this alien is a Protoss.

So if you are thinking about going to see “Race to Witch Mountain” (which you should, so The Rock doesn’t hunt you down and beat on you), you should read about Starcraft first – and then you’ll be ready to fully enjoy the movie.

Oh, and by the way – if you know C and C++ and are awesome, you should talk to me about working at Mozy.