About My New Fund
On Twitter I just announced that I’m starting a new fund: the “Build Matt a Private Indoor Lap-Swimming Pool” fund.
I’m so excited about this new venture. If successful, I’m sure it will bring me a lot of joy, and hopefully it will do the same for all the contributors.
Here’s how it works:
- I want a private indoor lap-swimming pool.
- I don’t have any money.
- Other people have money. Maybe even YOU.
- You contribute money to my fund.
- I build a private indoor lap-swimming pool.
- I’m happier.
- Maybe you will be happier.
I know you are eager to contribute and become a Partner. Here are the different levels of contribution:
- $10000 – Gold Partner
- $5000 – Silver Partner
- $2000 – Bronze Partner
- $1000 – Iron Partner
- $500 – Tinfoil Partner
Minimum contribution is $500. Gold Partners get their names printed in a little plaque that I might display inside the pool. And they also get a 50% discount on swimming at my pool between the hours of 1:00 a.m. to 5:00 a.m.
Talk about win-win. I know you are excited, so feel free to contact me for more details on how to contribute.
