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Saying Goodbye

June 13th, 2010

This is a very painful and sad post, so by definition it should be hilarious.

It looks like my 1998 Kawasaki KX 250 will belong to someone else tomorrow.  I bought that bike, worn and beaten, six years ago.  I brought it into my garage, took it apart, cleaned it, painted it, put new graphics and a new seat cover on it, gave it a new rear race tire, had the forks rebuilt by Pro-Action, and gave it a new Renthal rear sprocket.

This, my friends, is how you show your motorcycle just how much you love it.

I’ve loved every minute I’ve ridden it.  I love that rush of adrenaline I feel when you kick the engine to life and you feel the motor revving beneath you.  I love the awesome power as you launch off the line and the pull you feel in your arms as you climb through the gears and that amazing 250cc two-stroke powerband.  I love that feeling of soaring high above the ground (where “high” means “a multitude of inches”).  I even forgive my bike for that time I was trying to learn to double-jump and instead I broke my collarbone.

If any girls read my blog they probably think this is so dumb.  And to that, I say this:  I had a fair number of girlfriends when I was single, but when I found one that I felt this strongly about, I married her.  And if that doesn’t show you up, well, I don’t even know what I meant by that.

Seriously, I really wish I could keep it.  Maybe someday, when my career doesn’t require every spare minute of my time and investments of large sums of money in laptops, maybe then I can have another one.

Until then, there’s a part of me that will be dead.  There’s a part of me that will ache every time I watch motocross or supercross racing live or on TV.  There’s a part of me that will feel like I sold my soul in order to try to move my career forward, and that part will let me know how disappointed it is with me for the rest of my life, especially if I fail.

It will definitely be a bittersweet memory.  Like the CRX, I’ll love it forever.  And I don’t care if you think that is stupid.

So, for posterity’s sake, here’s some pictures to remember my baby by:

Jumping my KX250

Catching tons of air at Bunker Hill Raceway in Delta, 2004-ish.

KX250

I love this picture.

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Ten Motorcycles I Need To Be Happy

May 18th, 2010

Since World Superbike at Miller Motorsports Park is coming up, I thought it appropriate to make a list of the ten motorcycles I need to be happy.  World Superbike is May 29-31 at MMSP.  Of course you already knew that, because you already have your tickets.

You do have your tickets, right?  RIGHT?

Anyway, I’m not sure if all of these will make me happy, but they sure won’t hurt.  Definitely, I can’t be happy without them.  I believe that requires no explanation.

Ducati 1098 R Bayliss Edition (source: cbbtrader.com)

Aprilia RSV4 Factory (source: sportrider.com)

MV Agusta F4 Senna (source: hayabusa.org)

BMW S 1000 RR (source: mcnews.com.au)

Triumph Daytona 675 (source: motortopia.com)

Suzuki GSXR 750 (source: centre-sports.com)

Ducati Monster 1100S (source: totalmotorcycle.com)

Harley-Davidson V-Rod (source: totalmotorcycle.com)

Honda VTX1800F (source: totalmotorcycle.com)

Suzuki RM-Z 450 (source: dirtbikebitz.com)

matt Sports ,

What Makes A Great Videogame

March 5th, 2010

The game Forza Motorsport 2 took a step towards greatness tonight when it helped me answer that question you and I have both been wondering about our whole lives:  What would it be like to drive a 700HP blown Aston Martin V12 Vanquish in a demolition derby?

Answering difficult questions is one of the main things that great video games do.

As far as I’m concerned, a great video game is supposed to allow you to make virtual people do things that you would never do personally in real life.  By this I don’t just mean “fight aliens” either.  I also mean things like “fight aliens using only a chainsaw.”  Fighting aliens using only a chainsaw is not a recommended activity for a living person, because the aliens are likely to shoot you with too many fireballs before you can get close enough to saw them.  But I think it is a great thing for a virtual person to do.

Some people disagree with this assertion.  They want video games to resemble actual life.  These are the kind of people who do not have a real life and so they obtain a Second Life.  They grade games based on how “realistic” they are.

Not me.  The point of playing a video game is to escape reality, not create more reality.  The point of playing a video game is to answer difficult questions, the kind that cannot be answered in reality.

Here are some very key questions that, thanks to video games, we have the answers to:

  • Is it possible to obtain victory in a military conflict without actually harvesting any vespene gas or training any combat units?
    • Answer:  Yes — at least if you are a Protoss.  Simply build a forge and then overwhelm the enemy with a plethora of photon cannons.  (StarCraft)
  • What do you do when a new neighbor moves in next door, paints the entire house black, and goes about the neighborhood wearing a black fisherman’s poncho and sporting a handheld fish hook, looking eerily exactly like the villain in “I Know What You Did Last Summer”?
    • Answer:  You walk over, greet him, and invite yourself inside.  (The Sims)
  • What happens when you run into oncoming traffic in a firetruck going around 80 mph?
    • Answer:  Most cars go flying out of your way.  (Grand Theft Auto 3)
  • Can Chad Reed win Glen Helen on my KX 250?
    • Answer:  Yes; in fact, he has done so in convincing fashion many times, despite some pretty wicked crashes.  (Motocross Madness 2)
  • What is the shortest possible street circuit of any consequence that you can have in London?
    • Answer:  Start in front of the National Gallery.  Drive as fast as you can around Trafalgar Square, back in front of the National Gallery again.  This circuit is known as “Tinier Tim.”  (Project Gotham Racing 3)

I’ve said before, and reaffirm here, that some characteristics of good computer games are to a) allow user generated content and b) allow you to play the game in an alternate way.  These traits, along with c) CHEAT CODES, are very helpful if a video game is going to help answer difficult questions.  As examples, consider the Project Gotham Racing series.  PGR3 includes a track editor.  PGR4 does not.  So, despite having many more tracks and cars, PGR4 will never attain the level of excellentness that PGR3 has attained.  And consider The Sims, an otherwise horrible game.  But it is possible to create neighborhoods with rich coeds and mass murderers and really pathetically poor people, and then run their lives in evil, twisted, masochistic ways.  And Sim Survivor, don’t forget!  Finally, let’s not underestimate the significance of the phrase “give us a tank” to the success of Grand Theft Auto 3!

Forza Motorsport 2 is a driving simulator, and it seems pretty intent on achieving a high degree of realism.  This isn’t exactly a sin, but why would I be interested in driving a Ford Focus in a simulation?  Driving a Ford Focus cannot possibly be fun in real life; how could it be fun in virtual life?

This is a major drawback, until you start winning and earning credits.  Suddenly, you can do some fun things, like buy a virtual car that looks exactly like your real 2003 Nissan 350Z, but then add every upgrade so now your Z is a 215mph race car.

Or you can answer the question that’s been plaguing you for ages, “What would it be like to drive a 700HP blown Aston Martin V12 Vanquish in a demolition derby?”  Since, admirably, Forza Motorsport 2 allows you to drive backwards (unlike some ultra-lame racing games), you can easily answer this question for yourself.

(If you are confused, “backwards” means “around the track in the opposite direction”, which is something that is obviously awesome, not “driving in reverse”, which is something that is only arguably awesome.)

True, it lacks cheat codes and user-generated content.  I’m not allowed to really excellent things, like drive my car into the grandstands (all possible in Motocross Madness 2).  So Forza Motorsport 2 may never achieve true greatness.  But the ability to drive backwards is definitely a step in the right direction.

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The Stewart-Sheheen-AMA Love Triangle Must Stop

January 20th, 2010

You know, the bad thing about being passionate about sports mostly rednecks follow is this:  Most of the people that follow it are rednecks.

I realize that sounds like I’m just repeating myself.  Seriously, though, most Supercross “fans” are complete idiots.  They haven’t followed the sport long enough to even know who Jeremy McGrath is, let alone people like Rick Johnson, Jeff Ward, David Bailey, or Bob Hannah.  They attend races, but they are so drunk by the time the main event starts that they don’t even know who is winning, much less notice when someone is suddenly taking a different line through that rhythm section.

Even worse, some of these people apparently become the heads of the sanctioning body, and they end up running the show, even though they obviously don’t have a freaking clue what is going on.

Let’s consider James Stewart here, self-entitled crybaby extraordinaire.

First off, let me be the first to say it:  Stewart is way fast.  The fastest guy on the track, without question.

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, and we’ve already addressed the whiny crybaby aspect, let’s talk about another aspect of his legacy:  Crashing.  In particular, crashing into other people.

I can’t think of anyone in recent memory that has done this more often.  Off the top of my head, here’s the ones I can remember:

  • James lands on top of Ivan Tedesco in Supercross practice, breaking his hand and ruining his season.
  • James crashes at the bottom of the finish-line double, then remounts his bike and pulls directly onto the track at the foot of the jump directly into oncoming traffic without looking first, taking Travis Preston out of the race.
    • Interesting sidenote:  James finishes the race, but then collapses in “pain” at the end to avoid getting his tail whipped by Preston, who was waiting around to have a word.
  • James jumps and lands on top of Ricky Carmichael.
  • James crashes off the track in a whoops section, then pulls back onto the track (again without looking) right into Kevin Windham, crashing them both.

That doesn’t include all the times Stewart and Reed crashed into each other, nor all the times Stewart intentionally tried to take Reed out (for example, the time Stewart crossed lines in mid-air over a triple jump, trying to take Reed out about 20 feet above the ground).  And I’d also include the times where James and his team got his teammate to try to intentionally take Reed out in Salt Lake City last year.

So Phoenix was more of the same.  It started out in the heat, where James got a mediocre start, then crosses from the middle of the track to the edge (sound familiar?) in the first triple jump, and ends up right underneath Kyle Partridge.  Partridge was unhurt but did not finish the race or qualify for the main event.  Stewart stood up, made sure the camera was looking right at him, then limped around grimacing to make sure everyone knew he was really hurt.  Then came out and raced the LCQ like nothing happened.

Then the main event comes along.  Reed is riding behind Stewart, is riding faster than him, and is obviously carefully looking for the right place to pass.  Finally he gets a small window of opportunity and makes a block pass in the turn, taking away Stewart’s line.

This is a completely legal and legitimate move.  It happens in Supercross racing ALL THE TIME, in every race, in every event.  It is not considered a dirty move if you clearly take the line from the other rider.  Reed did not initiate contact with Stewart; he took the position.

Stewart, meanwhile, cut down early into Reed and crashed into him.

This part, while unfortunate, I can understand.  Things happen quickly in a race.  But, if you have this recorded in high-def, like my brother does, you should replay it.  As I’m told, if you watch the replay you can clearly see that Reed is going to get out of the turn until Stewart reaches out and grabs Reed, pulling him to the ground along with Stewart.

Well, Reed breaks his hand in the crash.  He’s lying there on the ground with Stewart and Stewart’s bike sitting there on his broken hand.  Reed pushes Stewart off of the top of him, mounts his bike, and rides directly into the pits (we found out much later; more on this in a minute).

Stewart, meanwhile, gets up and finishes the race in 15th.  Then, after the race, he storms over to Chad Reed’s pit and pushes Reed’s bike over.  I assume he wanted to have “a word” with Reed, and that Reed wasn’t there because he was at the hospital.

Meanwhile, throughout most of the racing evening all we’ve heard on TV is Ralph Sheheen going on and on and on and on and on and on and on about Stewart.  Some samples:

  • “James Stewart is so fast.  So fast!  I mean, he’s so fast!”
  • “James Stewart is incredible.  I mean, he is just incredible.  Incredible!”
  • “James Stewart looks so hot in those tight pants.  Hot!  I mean, really, really hot!”

(Okay, maybe he didn’t actually say that last one.)

Post-race, here is the immediate fallout:  Chad Reed is suspended by the AMA and fined $5000.  James Stewart is given a warning.

Wait.  This can’t be right!  Let me restate:

  • James Stewart:
    • Crossed the track in mid-air over a triple jump in mid-pack at the start of a race, directly into the path of another rider.  IN MID-AIR.  Causing a very dangerous collision.  Taking another rider out for the remainder of the evening.
    • Later, he cuts down into another rider that has already taken a spot away from him, grabs on to that rider and pulls him to the ground.  In doing so, he breaks that other rider’s hand.  This other rider just happens to be Stewart’s primary contender for the title, who is now out for half of the season.  So Stewart not only took yet another rider out of the race, he took this one out of title contention.
    • Later, he storms across the pits to have a word with this guy who had the nerve to pass James cleanly.  He enters Reed’s pit area and pushes over his factory Kawasaki Supercross bike.
    • For all of this, the AMA says, “Aw, James.  We know you feel sad.  You shouldn’t treat other people like that, okay?  There there.”
    • And Ralph Sheheen says, “Poor James.  He sure looks hot when he’s angry!”
  • Chad Reed:
    • Passed Stewart cleanly, but was then crashed into by Stewart and apparently tackled to the ground.
    • He breaks his hand in the process, ruining his season.
    • He pushes Stewart off of his broken hand so he can get up and go to the hospital.
    • For this, Reed is fined and suspended.
    • And Ralph Sheheen says, “Serves old what’s-his-name right for hurting my sweetie-pie like that!”

This is so ludicrous it is beyond belief.  What race were these guys watching?

Stewart was only given a warning because this was his “first offense,” according to the AMA officials.  Hello?!?  Have you guys ever seen another race?  Stewart does this kind of crap ALL THE TIME!

Stewart does this all the time because of his self-entitlement problem.  He thinks that everyone on the track should just get out of his way while he rides to victory.  He considers the entire track to be his personal track.  He can take any line he wants, whenever he wants it.  He belongs at the front and will run over or through anyone who gets in his way.

It makes me wonder how many other guys there would be that could compete with him if they all had absolutely no respect for anyone else they race with and no regard for the safety of the others on the track.  Since Stewart is pretty much the only one, we’ll never know, unless the AMA does something.

They won’t though, and it has to do with the bench-racing forum-posting crowd.

Reading some of the forum posts after the race is something I can’t recommend.  I think it is dangerous to do; I think it will actually make you stupider.  These guys go on and on about how Reed “took James out” of the race.  Nevermind the fact that Reed cleanly had the position.  Nevermind the fact that last year, when Stewart took the position from Reed at Anaheim 1, then cut across the front of Reed and missed a shift, causing them both to crash, that it was these same people claiming that Reed took Stewart out again, in a crash that seems to be almost an exact role-reversal from last year!  I’m willing to chalk them both up to pure racing incidents, but if anything Stewart was to blame in both cases, not Reed.

Anyway, the problem is, it is these people that eventually become the main dudes at the AMA.  I guess I should cut them some slack about Phoenix.  Heck, the AMA officials were probably slobbering drunk at the race also.  That would at least explain what otherwise looks like obvious favortism that can only be rivaled by the BCS.

AMA?  Sheheen?  It is time for this Stewart favortism to stop.  You need to see it for what it is:  He’s a selfish, whiny, crybaby brat with a self-entitlement and lack-of-humility problem.  He’s dangerous to every other rider on the track because he has no respect for them.  And he’s dangerous to the sport because he makes it look like the only way to compete is to compete dirty, and there’s a lot of riders (not Andrew Short or Eric Sorby, but most of the others) who aren’t willing to be thought of as dirty in order to win if they can help it.

Besides, Ralph, he’s just not that into you.

matt Sports ,

I’m Addicted to High Performance Vehicles

August 15th, 2009

What was the first car you ever rode in?  You know, the car that brought you home from the hospital after you were born? In my case, it was a 1970 Boss 302 Mustang that looked exactly like this one.

Did you know the xkcd guy hides secret witty comments in the alt tags of the comic strip images he posts?  Weird huh.

1970 Boss 302 Mustang = Awesome

This ruined me for life.

There wasn’t too much I could do about this while I was growing up.  I couldn’t afford my own car (or motorcycle) even after I was old enough to drive.  So mostly I would just ride my 20″ Redline around, in full aero tuck down big hills until that time I lost my balance, crashed, and broke my fall with my face.

Now as an grown-up, or at least an adult, silencing this addiction is much harder.  I’ve been to supercross races, motocross races, NASCAR races, ALMS races, World Superbike races, and AMA Superbike races before the Daytona Motorsports Group ruined it.  I watch every Formula One, World Superbike, and MotoGP race that gets televised.  This helps but doesn’t fully address the problem.

So about ten years ago, I bought myself a used 1988 Honda CRX Si with my annual bonus from IBM.  This car was not pretty at all.  But it was fun to drive, and pretty fast.  This really helped my addiction problem. Then the CRX died.  That was a sad, sad day.

I bought my 1998 Kawasaki KX-250 to feed the addiction.  And boy, it works.  My adrenaline rushes every time I throw my leg over and kick it started.  I shift into first, crack the throttle about 1/4 open, and release the clutch and that thing will climb through the gears just about as fast as I can shift.  What can compare to motorcycle acceleration? Nothing.  Well, a Ferrari, I guess, or a Corvette.  But I can’t afford a Ferrari – not yet, anyway. So yeah, my motorcycle will address this problem, except I never get to ride it.  It’s too hard to get enough free time all together to go ride.

So my addiction is not getting fed again. Which is why I test drove this.

2003 Nissan 350Z Track Model

2003 Nissan 350Z Track Model = Awesome

Boy, am I in trouble. My only hope is that someone buys it before I break down and get it myself.

P.S. I stole that picture from Innovative Motors, I hope they don’t mind too much.

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The Effects of Geography on Software Engineers

April 3rd, 2009

The movie “French Kiss” with Kevin Kline and that one chick is one of me and Amber’s favorite VHS movies.  (In our house, there are three time periods to movies – DVD movies, VHS movies, and pre-VHS movies.  No Blu-Ray yet.)  I like it, but the reason is not because it is a romantic comedy with that one chick in it.  And the reason is not because it says “French” in the title and I’m trying to suck up to my boss, Luis, who lives in France.  No, I like it because it has some really, really funny Canadians in it.  Like Strange Brew!

No.  Actually, not.  But it is a pretty funny movie.  And there is this part, which is not funny, where Luc is explaining to that one chick about what makes wines different from each other – that they take in elements from their environment that contribute to their unique flavor and texture.  For example, if you spill some wine in the dirt, and then scoop it up with your cup and drink it anyway, you will probably get some dirt crumbs in there, which changes the texture from “smooth” to “gritty” and just tends to get you even more drunk than you were before.  And that’s why I don’t drink.

Anyway, I was thinking about that today, and how similar that is to software engineers.  See, software engineers, also, take in elements from their environment that make them unique.  In fact, an easy way to say this is that software engineers who live in one part of the world are better than software engineers who live in another part of the world because of their superior geography.

For example, you might have one software engineer, let’s call him Steve.  He might live in an peninsula that is called a valley, surrounded on three sides by ocean, with real estate that is unreasonably expensive.  Or you might have another software engineer, let’s call him Bill, who lives in a place where it rains all the time, in the land of Nirvana and Alice In Chains and Soundgarden and Pearl Jam and Starbucks.  Or another guy, named Nathan, who lives in an area with tight roads that wind all over creation, also with expensive real estate, elitist professional sports teams, and where nobody ever pronounces the letter “r”.

Compare these people to someone named Drew, for the sake of argument.  This guy, also a software engineer, lives in an area with big mountains, lots of Mormons, and secret sand dunes where someone exactly like myself can go riding motocross bikes.

Anyone can see that there is simply no way Drew will ever be able to measure up to the likes of Steve, Bill, and Nathan.  I mean, just take into account the geographic considerations!  How can big mountains ever hope to make you the kind of software engineer you could have been if instead you had been surrounded by ocean or Soundgarden?  The simple answer is:  they can’t.  I mean, be serious.  This, my friends, is the effect of geography on software engineers – geography can make the difference between you being really excellent and simply mediocre.  Secret sand dunes are really amazing, but they obviously cannot make you into the kind of software engineer you could have been if instead you were to replace those dunes with expensive real estate.

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Malcolm Smith CSPC Protest Video

March 27th, 2009

Watch and learn, my children.

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Motocross Guys Are Awesome

October 11th, 2008

This guy is a stud.  No, not the old, gray, wrinkly fellow on the right; the guy on the left, wearing the Team Yamaha shirt.  That is none other than 2007 AMA Motocross champion Grant Langston, who I ran into at the US Open of Supercross last night.

Without attempting to spread rumors about Grant, as I understand he’s found that the vision problem he’s been experiencing this year is a melanoma in his eye and has been trying to get that taken care of.  It was pretty awesome to hear the crowd applauding in support of Grant when he explained the situation at the opening ceremonies last night.
I wanted to get a picture of him with my son, but he’s so camera shy that he refused to take the picture before I could explain who would be in it with him.  So I snapped it myself instead.  Sorry to bring you down Grant.
Here’s wishing you the best of luck.  I’ve missed seeing you out racing this year; you are a great competitor and a great ambassador to the sport, a true half-bad-boy of the type this blog espouses.  I hope you’re able to overcome this scary eye problem and get back in the saddle soon.

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Ahhhh….

September 3rd, 2008
Sugar.

Therapy.

matt Hobbies, Sports

Belgium vs. Australia

May 9th, 2008

The other day I was talking with my dad on the phone about the recently concluded AMA Supercross championship, and my pleasure that the Australian Chad Reed had managed to claim the championship (if you read this blog you already know that I’m a big Chad Reed fan).

Dad was trying to be supportive but he just wasn’t really showing the love. Finally I asked him about it, and he said, “Well, I know you really like Reed, but I was kinda hoping that Windham would win it. You know, since he’s an American. I just think since you are an American you should cheer for Windham over Reed.”

Well, Dad’s entitled to his opinion. So I thought about this for a while. Then I realized: This is the same man who had posters of Roger DeCoster on his workshop wall when I was little.

Roger DeCoster. The Man. The legend. The Belgian.

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